HELP ME!

I AM SO BORED!

Perhaps I should babble away about nothing. Maybe then I will be somewhat entertained.

It is lunchtime here in cubicle land. I am currently munching on a roast beef sammy (no mayo, mustard or butter) and a diet pepsi. Really, can lunch be any blander? I don't think so. I have 3.5 hrs. left of work, and then we are off to visit adam's insane family. Ya, sucks to be me. All I really want to do is go biking around the lake by our apartment, but nooooooo. After that we are off to do some food shopping as the only things in our fridge are beer, vodka and a slab of cheese. Is it any wonder why we don't have children? Our cat has more food than we do.

How much time have I wasted writing this? About 1 minute. Not enough. I suppose I could go back to work, but what fun is that? Do I really want to continue coding, review coding, validate coding, upload coding? I swear, I live, breathe, eat, sleep Web site crap. Anyhoo, enough of this nonsense. Work is demanding some attention.

Oh, and before I forget, popcorn really does make me fart and I am currently sporting a pimple right under my nose. I'm a sexy beast.